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Un-nerf act 2w

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Stephanie Gredell 4 months ago
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      src/data/enemies.js

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src/data/enemies.js

@ -54,29 +54,29 @@ export const ENEMIES = {
id: "teej", name: "Teej", maxHp: 65, id: "teej", name: "Teej", maxHp: 65,
avatar: "assets/avatars/teej.jpg", avatar: "assets/avatars/teej.jpg",
background: "assets/backgrounds/castle.png", background: "assets/backgrounds/castle.png",
ai: (turn) => turn % 3 === 0 ? { type: "debuff", value: 2 } : { type: "attack", value: turn % 2 === 0 ? 7 : 9 }, ai: (turn) => turn % 3 === 0 ? { type: "debuff", value: 2 } : { type: "attack", value: turn % 2 === 0 ? 12 : 14 },
onDebuff: (ctx) => ctx.applyWeak(ctx.player, 2) onDebuff: (ctx) => ctx.applyWeak(ctx.player, 2)
}, },
begin: { begin: {
id: "begin", name: "Begin", maxHp: 80, id: "begin", name: "Begin", maxHp: 80,
avatar: "assets/avatars/begin.jpg", avatar: "assets/avatars/begin.jpg",
background: "assets/backgrounds/dead forest.png", background: "assets/backgrounds/dead forest.png",
ai: (turn) => (turn % 2 === 0) ? { type: "attack", value: 7 } : { type: "block", value: 8 } ai: (turn) => (turn % 2 === 0) ? { type: "attack", value: 16 } : { type: "block", value: 12 }
}, },
adam: { adam: {
id: "adam", name: "Adam Elmore", maxHp: 70, id: "adam", name: "Adam Elmore", maxHp: 70,
avatar: "assets/avatars/adam.jpg", avatar: "assets/avatars/adam.jpg",
background: "assets/backgrounds/terrace.png", background: "assets/backgrounds/terrace.png",
ai: (turn) => turn % 4 === 0 ? { type: "debuff", value: 1 } : { type: "attack", value: 8 }, ai: (turn) => turn % 4 === 0 ? { type: "debuff", value: 1 } : { type: "attack", value: 8 },
onDebuff: (ctx) => { onDebuff: (ctx) => {
ctx.applyVulnerable(ctx.player, 1); ctx.applyVulnerable(ctx.player, 1);
const debuffLines = [ const debuffLines = [
"Adam: 'Okay, so here's the thing - your architecture is gonna cost you a fortune.'", "Adam: 'Okay, so here's the thing - your architecture is gonna cost you a fortune.'",
"Adam: 'Let me show you why serverless is the way to go here...'", "Adam: 'Let me show you why serverless is the way to go here...'",
"Adam: 'This is exactly why you need to think about cold starts.'", "Adam: 'This is exactly why you need to think about cold starts.'",
"Adam: 'I'm gonna walk you through why this approach won't scale.'" "Adam: 'I'm gonna walk you through why this approach won't scale.'"
]; ];
ctx.log(debuffLines[Math.floor(Math.random() * debuffLines.length)]); ctx.log(debuffLines[Math.floor(Math.random() * debuffLines.length)]);
} }
}, },
david: { david: {
@ -85,8 +85,8 @@ export const ENEMIES = {
background: "assets/backgrounds/castle.png", background: "assets/backgrounds/castle.png",
ai: (turn) => { ai: (turn) => {
const cyc = turn % 3; const cyc = turn % 3;
if (cyc === 0) return { type: "attack", value: 9 }; if (cyc === 0) return { type: "attack", value: 11 };
if (cyc === 1) return { type: "attack", value: 9 }; if (cyc === 1) return { type: "attack", value: 11 };
return { type: "debuff", value: 1 }; return { type: "debuff", value: 1 };
}, },
onDebuff: (ctx) => { ctx.flags.nextTurnEnergyPenalty = (ctx.flags.nextTurnEnergyPenalty || 0) + 1; ctx.log("David schedules another meeting! Lose 1 energy next turn."); } onDebuff: (ctx) => { ctx.flags.nextTurnEnergyPenalty = (ctx.flags.nextTurnEnergyPenalty || 0) + 1; ctx.log("David schedules another meeting! Lose 1 energy next turn."); }
@ -98,45 +98,45 @@ export const ENEMIES = {
ai: (turn) => { ai: (turn) => {
const cyc = turn % 5; const cyc = turn % 5;
if (cyc === 1) return { type: "debuff", value: 2 }; if (cyc === 1) return { type: "debuff", value: 2 };
if (cyc === 2) return { type: "attack", value: 8 }; if (cyc === 2) return { type: "attack", value: 25 };
if (cyc === 3) return { type: "block", value: 8 }; if (cyc === 3) return { type: "block", value: 15 };
if (cyc === 4) return { type: "attack", value: 10 }; if (cyc === 4) return { type: "attack", value: 30 };
return { type: "attack", value: 10 }; return { type: "attack", value: 10 };
}, },
onDebuff: (ctx) => { onDebuff: (ctx) => {
ctx.applyWeak(ctx.player, 2); ctx.applyWeak(ctx.player, 2);
ctx.applyVulnerable(ctx.player, 1); ctx.applyVulnerable(ctx.player, 1);
const debuffLines = [ const debuffLines = [
"Dax: 'This is actually insane. Like, why would you even do this?'", "Dax: 'This is actually insane. Like, why would you even do this?'",
"Dax: 'Bro, this code is literally unhinged. I'm rewriting everything.'", "Dax: 'Bro, this code is literally unhinged. I'm rewriting everything.'",
"Dax: 'I'm not even joking, this is the worst thing I've ever seen.'", "Dax: 'I'm not even joking, this is the worst thing I've ever seen.'",
"Dax: 'This is so cursed. I can't even look at this anymore.'" "Dax: 'This is so cursed. I can't even look at this anymore.'"
]; ];
ctx.log(debuffLines[Math.floor(Math.random() * debuffLines.length)]); ctx.log(debuffLines[Math.floor(Math.random() * debuffLines.length)]);
}, },
onBlock: (ctx) => { onBlock: (ctx) => {
ctx.enemy.hp = Math.min(ctx.enemy.maxHp, ctx.enemy.hp + 12); ctx.enemy.hp = Math.min(ctx.enemy.maxHp, ctx.enemy.hp + 12);
const healLines = [ const healLines = [
"Dax: 'Actually, let me just rebuild this from scratch in 5 minutes.'", "Dax: 'Actually, let me just rebuild this from scratch in 5 minutes.'",
"Dax: 'Hold on, I'm gonna ship a fix real quick.' *heals 12 HP*", "Dax: 'Hold on, I'm gonna ship a fix real quick.' *heals 12 HP*",
"Dax: 'This is actually trivial to fix. Watch this.' *optimizes everything*", "Dax: 'This is actually trivial to fix. Watch this.' *optimizes everything*",
"Dax: 'I literally just rewrote your entire stack while you weren't looking.'" "Dax: 'I literally just rewrote your entire stack while you weren't looking.'"
]; ];
ctx.log(healLines[Math.floor(Math.random() * healLines.length)]); ctx.log(healLines[Math.floor(Math.random() * healLines.length)]);
} }
}, },
taylor: { taylor: {
id: "taylor", name: "Taylor Otwell", maxHp: 200, id: "taylor", name: "Taylor Otwell", maxHp: 200,
avatar: "assets/avatars/taylor.jpg", avatar: "assets/avatars/taylor.jpg",
background: "assets/backgrounds/throne room.png", background: "assets/backgrounds/throne room.png",
ai: (turn) => { ai: (turn) => {
const cyc = turn % 6; const cyc = turn % 6;
if (cyc === 0) return { type: "attack", value: 8 }; // Eloquent attack if (cyc === 0) return { type: "attack", value: 22 }; // Eloquent attack
if (cyc === 1) return { type: "debuff", value: 2 }; // Artisan command if (cyc === 1) return { type: "debuff", value: 2 }; // Artisan command
if (cyc === 2) return { type: "attack", value: 10 }; // Forge deployment if (cyc === 2) return { type: "attack", value: 28 }; // Forge deployment
if (cyc === 3) return { type: "block", value: 10 }; // Laravel shield if (cyc === 3) return { type: "block", value: 25 }; // Laravel shield
if (cyc === 4) return { type: "debuff", value: 3 }; // Composer update if (cyc === 4) return { type: "debuff", value: 3 }; // Composer update
return { type: "attack", value: 15 }; // Nova dashboard strike return { type: "attack", value: 35 }; // Nova dashboard strike
}, },
onDebuff: (ctx) => { onDebuff: (ctx) => {
if (ctx.enemy.hp < ctx.enemy.maxHp / 2) { if (ctx.enemy.hp < ctx.enemy.maxHp / 2) {
@ -157,16 +157,16 @@ export const ENEMIES = {
}, },
dhh: { dhh: {
id: "dhh", name: "DHH", maxHp: 300, id: "dhh", name: "DHH", maxHp: 300,
avatar: "assets/avatars/dhh.jpg", avatar: "assets/avatars/dhh.jpg",
background: "assets/backgrounds/throne room.png", background: "assets/backgrounds/throne room.png",
ai: (turn) => { ai: (turn) => {
const cyc = turn % 6; const cyc = turn % 6;
if (cyc === 0) return { type: "attack", value: 8 }; // Baseline attack if (cyc === 0) return { type: "attack", value: 15 }; // Baseline attack
if (cyc === 1) return { type: "debuff", value: 2 }; // Debuff turn if (cyc === 1) return { type: "debuff", value: 2 }; // Debuff turn
if (cyc === 2) return { type: "attack", value: 12 }; // Heavy hitting attack if (cyc === 2) return { type: "attack", value: 20 }; // Heavy hitting attack
if (cyc === 3) return { type: "block", value: 10 }; // Defense + heal if (cyc === 3) return { type: "block", value: 20 }; // Defense + heal
if (cyc === 4) return { type: "debuff", value: 1 }; // Follow-up debuff if (cyc === 4) return { type: "debuff", value: 1 }; // Follow-up debuff
return { type: "attack", value: 15 }; // Another strong attack return { type: "attack", value: 30 }; // Another strong attack
}, },
onDebuff: (ctx) => { onDebuff: (ctx) => {
if (ctx.enemy.hp < ctx.enemy.maxHp / 2) { if (ctx.enemy.hp < ctx.enemy.maxHp / 2) {

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