refining act 2

src/data/enemies.js

@@ -66,27 +66,36 @@ export const ENEMIES = {
     // ACT 2 ENEMIES - Harder versions
     teej: {
         id: "teej", name: "Teej", maxHp: 65,
-        avatar: "assets/avatars/elite_ts_demon.png",
+        avatar: "assets/avatars/teej.jpg",
         background: "assets/backgrounds/castle.png",
         ai: (turn) => turn % 3 === 0 ? { type: "debuff", value: 2 } : { type: "attack", value: turn % 2 === 0 ? 12 : 14 },
         onDebuff: (ctx) => ctx.applyWeak(ctx.player, 2)
     },
     begin: {
         id: "begin", name: "Begin", maxHp: 80,
-        avatar: "assets/avatars/infinite_loop.png",
+        avatar: "assets/avatars/begin.jpg",
         background: "assets/backgrounds/dead forest.png",
         ai: (turn) => (turn % 2 === 0) ? { type: "attack", value: 16 } : { type: "block", value: 12 }
     },
     adam: {
-        id: "adam", name: "Adam", maxHp: 70,
-        avatar: "assets/avatars/chat_gremlin.png",
+        id: "adam", name: "Adam Elmore", maxHp: 70,
+        avatar: "assets/avatars/adam.jpg",
         background: "assets/backgrounds/terrace.png",
         ai: (turn) => turn % 4 === 0 ? { type: "debuff", value: 1 } : { type: "attack", value: 13 },
-        onDebuff: (ctx) => { ctx.applyVulnerable(ctx.player, 1); ctx.log("Adam finds bugs in your logic!"); }
+        onDebuff: (ctx) => { 
+            ctx.applyVulnerable(ctx.player, 1); 
+            const debuffLines = [
+                "Adam: 'Okay, so here's the thing - your architecture is gonna cost you a fortune.'",
+                "Adam: 'Let me show you why serverless is the way to go here...'",
+                "Adam: 'This is exactly why you need to think about cold starts.'",
+                "Adam: 'I'm gonna walk you through why this approach won't scale.'"
+            ];
+            ctx.log(debuffLines[Math.floor(Math.random() * debuffLines.length)]); 
+        }
     },
     david: {
         id: "david", name: "David", maxHp: 90,
-        avatar: "assets/avatars/js_blob.png",
+        avatar: "assets/avatars/david.jpg",
         background: "assets/backgrounds/castle.png",
         ai: (turn) => {
             const cyc = turn % 3;
@@ -98,7 +107,7 @@ export const ENEMIES = {
     },
     dax: {
         id: "dax", name: "Dax", maxHp: 150,
-        avatar: "assets/avatars/bug_404.png",
+        avatar: "assets/avatars/dax.jpg",
         background: "assets/backgrounds/throne room.png",
         ai: (turn) => {
             const cyc = turn % 5;
@@ -108,23 +117,87 @@ export const ENEMIES = {
             if (cyc === 4) return { type: "attack", value: 30 };
             return { type: "attack", value: 20 };
         },
-        onDebuff: (ctx) => { ctx.applyWeak(ctx.player, 2); ctx.applyVulnerable(ctx.player, 1); ctx.log("Dax redesigns your entire approach!"); },
-        onBlock: (ctx) => { ctx.enemy.hp = Math.min(ctx.enemy.maxHp, ctx.enemy.hp + 12); ctx.log("Dax refactors and optimizes, healing 12 HP!"); }
+        onDebuff: (ctx) => { 
+            ctx.applyWeak(ctx.player, 2); 
+            ctx.applyVulnerable(ctx.player, 1); 
+            const debuffLines = [
+                "Dax: 'This is actually insane. Like, why would you even do this?'",
+                "Dax: 'Bro, this code is literally unhinged. I'm rewriting everything.'",
+                "Dax: 'I'm not even joking, this is the worst thing I've ever seen.'",
+                "Dax: 'This is so cursed. I can't even look at this anymore.'"
+            ];
+            ctx.log(debuffLines[Math.floor(Math.random() * debuffLines.length)]); 
+        },
+        onBlock: (ctx) => { 
+            ctx.enemy.hp = Math.min(ctx.enemy.maxHp, ctx.enemy.hp + 12); 
+            const healLines = [
+                "Dax: 'Actually, let me just rebuild this from scratch in 5 minutes.'",
+                "Dax: 'Hold on, I'm gonna ship a fix real quick.' *heals 12 HP*",
+                "Dax: 'This is actually trivial to fix. Watch this.' *optimizes everything*",
+                "Dax: 'I literally just rewrote your entire stack while you weren't looking.'"
+            ];
+            ctx.log(healLines[Math.floor(Math.random() * healLines.length)]); 
+        }
     },
     taylor: {
-        id: "taylor", name: "Taylor Otwell", maxHp: 150,
-        avatar: "assets/avatars/bug_404.png",
+        id: "taylor", name: "Taylor Otwell", maxHp: 200,
+        avatar: "assets/avatars/taylor.jpg", 
         background: "assets/backgrounds/throne room.png",
         ai: (turn) => {
-            const cyc = turn % 5;
-            if (cyc === 1) return { type: "debuff", value: 2 };
-            if (cyc === 2) return { type: "attack", value: 25 };
-            if (cyc === 3) return { type: "block", value: 15 };
-            if (cyc === 4) return { type: "attack", value: 30 };
-            return { type: "attack", value: 20 };
+            const cyc = turn % 6;
+            if (cyc === 0) return { type: "attack", value: 22 }; // Eloquent attack
+            if (cyc === 1) return { type: "debuff", value: 2 }; // Artisan command
+            if (cyc === 2) return { type: "attack", value: 28 }; // Forge deployment
+            if (cyc === 3) return { type: "block", value: 25 }; // Laravel shield
+            if (cyc === 4) return { type: "debuff", value: 3 }; // Composer update
+            return { type: "attack", value: 35 }; // Nova dashboard strike
         },
-        onDebuff: (ctx) => { ctx.applyWeak(ctx.player, 2); ctx.applyVulnerable(ctx.player, 1); ctx.log("Taylor redesigns your entire approach!"); },
-        onBlock: (ctx) => { ctx.enemy.hp = Math.min(ctx.enemy.maxHp, ctx.enemy.hp + 12); ctx.log("Taylor refactors and optimizes, healing 12 HP!"); }
+        onDebuff: (ctx) => {
+            if (ctx.enemy.hp < ctx.enemy.maxHp / 2) {
+                ctx.applyWeak(ctx.player, 3);
+                ctx.applyVulnerable(ctx.player, 2);
+                ctx.log("Taylor unleashes a devastating Laravel package!");
+            } else {
+                ctx.applyWeak(ctx.player, 2);
+                ctx.applyVulnerable(ctx.player, 2);
+                ctx.log("Taylor rewrites your code with elegant Laravel solutions!");
+            }
+        },
+        onBlock: (ctx) => {
+            const heal = 20;
+            ctx.enemy.hp = Math.min(ctx.enemy.maxHp, ctx.enemy.hp + heal);
+            ctx.log("Taylor optimizes with Laravel Octane, healing " + heal + " HP!");
+        }
+    },
+    dhh: {
+        id: "dhh", name: "DHH", maxHp: 300,
+        avatar: "assets/avatars/dhh.jpg", 
+        background: "assets/backgrounds/throne room.png",
+        ai: (turn) => {
+            const cyc = turn % 6;
+            if (cyc === 0) return { type: "attack", value: 15 }; // Baseline attack
+            if (cyc === 1) return { type: "debuff", value: 2 }; // Debuff turn
+            if (cyc === 2) return { type: "attack", value: 20 }; // Heavy hitting attack
+            if (cyc === 3) return { type: "block", value: 20 }; // Defense + heal
+            if (cyc === 4) return { type: "debuff", value: 1 }; // Follow-up debuff
+            return { type: "attack", value: 30 }; // Another strong attack
+        },
+        onDebuff: (ctx) => {
+            if (ctx.enemy.hp < ctx.enemy.maxHp / 2) {
+                ctx.applyWeak(ctx.player, 3);
+                ctx.applyVulnerable(ctx.player, 2);
+                ctx.log("DHH unleashes a Twitter rant about your code quality!");
+            } else {
+                ctx.applyWeak(ctx.player, 2);
+                ctx.applyVulnerable(ctx.player, 2);
+                ctx.log("DHH criticizes your architecture decisions!");
+            }
+        },
+        onBlock: (ctx) => {
+            const heal = ctx.enemy.hp < ctx.enemy.maxHp / 3 ? 20 : 15;
+            ctx.enemy.hp = Math.min(ctx.enemy.maxHp, ctx.enemy.hp + heal);
+            ctx.log(`DHH refactors the codebase with Ruby on Rails, healing ${heal} HP!`);
+        }
     }
 
 };

src/data/maps.js

@@ -23,18 +23,19 @@ export const MAPS = {
         id: "act2", name: "Birthday Spire — Act II: The Corporate Ladder",
         nodes: [
             { id: "a2n1", kind: "start", next: ["a2n2", "a2n3"], x: 500, y: 760 },
-            { id: "a2n2", kind: "battle", enemy: "teej", next: ["a2n5"], x: 300, y: 695 },
+            { id: "a2n2", kind: "battle", enemy: "teej", next: ["a2n5"], x: 350, y: 695 },
             { id: "a2n3", kind: "event", next: ["a2n5"], x: 650, y: 695 },
             { id: "a2n5", kind: "battle", enemy: "begin", next: ["a2n4", "a2n7"], x: 500, y: 600 },
             { id: "a2n4", kind: "shop", next: ["a2n6"], x: 350, y: 525 },
             { id: "a2n7", kind: "rest", next: ["a2n6"], x: 650, y: 525 },
             { id: "a2n6", kind: "battle", enemy: "adam", next: ["a2n8"], x: 500, y: 460 },
-            { id: "a2n8", kind: "battle", enemy: "david", next: ["a2n9", "a2n10"], x: 500, y: 360 },
-            { id: "a2n9", kind: "rest", next: ["a2n11"], x: 350, y: 320 },
-            { id: "a2n10", kind: "shop", next: ["a2n11"], x: 650, y: 320 },
-            { id: "a2n11", kind: "elite", enemy: "dax", next: ["a2n12"], x: 500, y: 250 },
-            { id: "a2n12", kind: "rest", next: ["a2n13"], x: 500, y: 140 },
-            { id: "a2n13", kind: "boss", enemy: "taylor", next: [], x: 500, y: 40 },
+            { id: "a2n8", kind: "battle", enemy: "david", next: ["a2n9", "a2n10"], x: 500, y: 375 },
+            { id: "a2n9", kind: "rest", next: ["a2n11"], x: 350, y: 330 },
+            { id: "a2n10", kind: "shop", next: ["a2n11"], x: 650, y: 330 },
+            { id: "a2n11", kind: "elite", enemy: "dax", next: ["a2n12"], x: 500, y: 280 },
+            { id: "a2n12", kind: "rest", next: ["a2n13"], x: 500, y: 195 },
+            { id: "a2n13", kind: "elite", enemy: "taylor", next: ["a2n14"], x: 500, y: 115 },
+            { id: "a2n14", kind: "boss", enemy: "dhh", next: [], x: 500, y: 40 }
         ]
     }
 };