theprimeagen-spire/src/data/messages.js

export const BIRTHDAY_MESSAGES = [
    {
        from: "codegirl007",
        message: `Happy birthday Prime! Can’t believe I kept this domain from your last birthday and renewed it for another year. But here we are. Haha.

Anyways, I hope you have a good birthday with your family and friends. It's been good times since first meeting you at Open Sauce last year (even if you might not remember). Thanks for letting me be part of your community, your chat, and hanging out with me in real life as well. You put up with me quite well. :P It's all meant so much to me. More than you could imagine. I never expected any of it to begin with but I'm very grateful for all of it. 

Hope you enjoy this all the messages and the little mini-game. :)

Stephanie (Codegirl)`
    },
    {
        from: "nilpointerr",
        message: "from feeling shitty to loving to program. prime's helped me a lot (indirectly). all the witty dad jokes , serious hot takes to skill issuing i just related to them all. thanks for streaming content, bringing great minds in TheStandup, sharing your own personal stories. hope you get well soon. yayayayayayayayayay "
    },

    {
        from: "ShadowCaster",
        message: "Happy Birthday Prime! Hope you have a blazing birthday, fast fingers and even faster moves.  Keep on trucking, you one mullet of a beast!"
    },

    {
        from: "LowKeyAbu",
        message: `Why male models?

Two years ago, I tuned into your stream after seeing a post about addiction on Twitter. Before then, I knew you as the Vim guy on YouTube. I wasn't sure what to expect. But tuning in for the first time to find you sticking something in your earholes while all of chat was freaking out had me sold :P

At the time, life was a mess, and I was not in a great place, which led to me dealing with severe mania and psychosis. I spammed nonsense in chat, got banned, and honestly, I deserved it. But six months later, after being hospitalized, diagnosed with bipolar disorder and recovering from my episode, I was let back in. Getting unbanned probably felt small on your end, but for me it was huge. 

I love that you are open and candid about your own struggles. It made me feel less alone and seen in a world where people keep such things to themselves in fear of being judged. You don't sugarcoat, and you give it to us raw which is so damn refreshing to experience. No shit sandwiches served! Over time, I became part of your community. I made an incredible set of friends who I learn from every day while sharing laughs, KEKWs, and KEKWaits

Your streams have become my escape after long days at the office. The unhinged humor, your relentlessness, and unexpected tangents were exactly what I needed after corpo life sucked the passion and fun out of me. I've learned about your journey, not just as a coder or streamer, but as a person. I'm in awe of you.

You inspired me to start streaming myself, I've been really enjoying it and am glad to be doing something outside of work that feels fulfilling. I should've started sooner! That spark you carry and the enthusiasm you exude is hella contagious man. You're proof that hard work, consistency, and embracing the chaos makes life worth living. And even now, as you take a break to care for your voice and your family, I admire your decision. It shows strength, not weakness. You're antifragile AF and will come back stronger than ever.

Meeting you at TwitchCon and having that 1-on-1 was surreal. I'm very grateful for being invited to come on stream while I was there. It made my TwitchCon experience so much more awesome! Also, it has been scientifically proven that you give the best hugs. This is true and factual.

So, happy birthday Prime, you avocado toast eatin millennial!

I appreciate you so much. You've impacted my life more than you know.

Anyway,
But why male models?`
    },

    {
        from: "Shreyas",
        message: "love you brother!! take care of your throat, we can't afford to lose prime anime noises :) Happy Birthday 🎈"
    },

    {
        from: "dingmana",
        message: "Happy Birthday you filthy animal! You’ve made my life better. Thank you for that and I hope you can continue making your impact in whatever way you are able."
    },

    {
        from: "grimmacez",
        message: "With the greatest Go comes the greatest Pher. Pher deez nutz in yo Elixir"
    },
    {
        from: "rodrigolj",
        message: "I liked programming, but you made me love it. The day is yours, and the gift is our hearts. Congratulations!"
    },
    {
        from: "Ayla",
        message: "Happy Birthday!!!! I got you a kitten!"
    },
    {
        from: "nwnisworking",
        message: "Hey there, sexy moustache man. It's another splendid year of yapping, and I wish you a splendourous birthday and a lovely time with your family. 🎂🥳"
    },
    {
        from: "HotDogFlavoredWater",
        message: "happy birthday big man! thanks for being a big inspiration"
    },
    {
        from: "roastedb",
        message: "Happy Birthday to an all around amazing dude. You have had such a positive impact on so many people, I hope you realize how much you are appreciated by us all. Hope you have a great day!"
    },
    {
        from: "Goreng",
        message: "Happy birthday, Prime! Thank you for being unapologetically Christian. I used to think tech was a strictly secular world, and I felt lonely in my faith, and I almost dropped out of my CS program because of it. But then I started watching you, and you often share about your faith openly, and it encouraged me to stay. Now I am blessed with a relatively good job and have been enjoying this journey (while meeting many fellow Christians too!). Once again, thank you, and Jesus bless you."
    },
    {
        from: "DrQuicheEater",
        message: `"Wanted to say something cool and funny, but I got nothing. 

Happy birthday you glorious doofus :D 

Get well soon, we miss you on the stream ;) "`
    },
    {
        from: "Preston",
        message: "Happy birthday man! Congrats on all your success and wish you a ton more. God bless "
    },
    {
        from: "@IroncladDev",
        message: "I wish a very Happy Birthday to one of the most based and awesome guys in the tech world. May your mustache grow thiccc and your Neovim config stay lightweight."
    },
    {
        from: "adamdotdev",
        message: "Happy birthday, Prime! Last year of our lives/30s (same thing)!"
    },
    {
        from: "Glauber Costa",
        message: "Happy birthday! May the Lord bless you forever."
    },
    {
        from: "Dillon Mulroy",
        message: "Happy birthday brother, I hope this journey around the sun is your best yet. Thank you for all you've done for me over the past two years w/ streaming and helping give me a platform. You're a voice of genuineness, humor, and intellect during a time in tech that is filled w/ anxiety and slop. Keep being excellent and inspiring the devs of the next generation."
    },
    {
        from: "NagWeed",
        message: "Even though your hands are small, I know your heart is big. Thanks for making videos and inspiring us to further sharpen our neovim & coding skills. Happy Birthday Prime!"
    },
    {
        from: "Ipinzi",
        message: "Happy Birthday Prime! Thanks for all streams, much love bro!"
    },
    {
        from: "badcop",
        message: "happy birthday! bash"
    },
    {
        from: "PHPeePee",
        message: "I never thought that an unemployed american with a mullet screaming at his screen would have such a positive impact on my life, but here we are. thanks for all the good times. Happy birthday!"
    },
    {
        from: "Elon Musk",
        message: "Concerning"
    },
    {
        from: "Towerstrike",
        message: "It’s dangerous to go alone. Here, take this!"
    },
    {
        from: "codeShudder",
        message: "So, you senior dev now? <script>alert('codegirl007 vibe coded this');</script>"
    },
    {
        from: "kmdr",
        message: "Good to have you and parallelism!"
    },
    {
        from: "reasonablebreasts/special k (same thing)",
        message: `Hi primeagen! 
Grateful for your podcast and the community it has brought together, it really does have ripple effects that go wider and I am grateful to find different people to connect with I might never have found if you guys didn't do what you do! I also tune into your stream and always find myself in a better mood, I am sure the voice stuff has got you down but the way you are able to stay positive through many trials of life is very inspiring and high aura. Many people including myself are really grateful for you being ""real"" in the things you talk about (e.g. the effects of porn or kratom and being a father) because so many content creators really are not so it is more rare than you might think. Thanks for all you do.`
    },
    {
        from: "Lithium",
        message: "Have a great birthday. I hope you're spending this time with your kids!"
    },
    {
        from: "joker_dan",
        message: "Merry Cakeday dude, here's to wishing you a speedy recovery on the throat front and that you have have some great birthday celebrations!"
    },
    {
        from: "YurySolovyov",
        message: "I'm, 69% confident that your prime time is still ahead! Happy birthday!"
    },
    {
        from: "neraul",
        message: "hey prime, I'm a friend of Abu and just I wanted to wish you a happy birthday! It's been awesome hearing about how much you've positively impacted peoples lives along with all cool things you've built and shown to people. have an awesome day and I hope your voice gets better!"
    },
    {
        from: "Techworkbench",
        message: `Happy Birthday Prime! 

Another year of blazing fast Vim keystrokes, legendary hot takes, and elite-level code wizardry! Your energy, humor, and relentless passion for teaching have made the dev world a more exciting place. Whether you’re refactoring with Rust, memeing about TypeScript, or battling in LeetCode, you inspire thousands to push their skills further (and, let’s be honest, to try and master Vim splits).

Thanks for never settling for “just works” and always chasing that 10x developer life. Hope your day is filled with epic wins, zero bugs, and maybe a little time away from the terminal. You deserve it!

Keep being you—never stop shipping, never stop memeing, and never stop making the community better.

Wishing you speed, happiness, and all the best commits for your next trip around the sun!`    },
    {
        from: "anonymous twitch viewer",
        message: `Happy Birthday Prime!`
    },
    {
        from: "PirateSoftware",
        message: "Happy Birthday. The council has agreed to let you wear two fake mustaches today. You're welcome."
    },
    {
        from: "thoughtlesslabs",
        message: "Happy Birthday Prime! Keep up the amazing work. I hope you know how much joy you've brought to so many."
    },
    {
        from: "Casey Muratori",
        message: "Thank you for being such a great influence on the world of tech discourse. I don't know how you do it, but I hope you keep doing it for a long time to come :) Have a wonderful birthday!"
    },

];

// Simple helper function to get all messages
export function getAllMessages() {
    return BIRTHDAY_MESSAGES;
}

// Helper function to get a random message
export function getRandomMessage() {
    return BIRTHDAY_MESSAGES[Math.floor(Math.random() * BIRTHDAY_MESSAGES.length)];
}

// Helper function to get a message by index
export function getMessageByIndex(index) {
    return BIRTHDAY_MESSAGES[index] || null;
}